Excelsior Springs Weekly Horoscopes – May 19-25, 2025
The cosmic vibes this week are a delightful mix of creativity, cardio, karaoke, and craft glue. Let’s see what the universe—and the wine trolley—have in store for you.
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Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Aries, you’re feeling bold, brave, and mildly competitive with a toddler at Storytime (it’s fine, they started it). Run out that energy at the Team 5k Running Group, where your only true rival is a rogue stroller. Cap off the week by hitting Open Mic Night—because the stars say you have a lot to say… into a microphone… loudly.
Power Move: Win at Casual Commander at Other Trails, purely by intimidation and snacks.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
This week, Taurus, you’re leaning into your two favorite things: snacks and soft lighting. Mosey into Happy Hour at The Candle Bar like the cozy candle you are, then swing by BYOC Crafting Day, where your glue gun precision will strike fear into less-seasoned crafters. And yes, Elkhorn Night at El Maguey does count as a self-care ritual.
Power Move: Wine Cave Tour = your natural habitat. Tell no one. Just go.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Gemini, your calendar this week looks like a confetti cannon exploded—and you love it. Bounce from Shop Local Late to Live Music with the Good Sam Band like the social butterfly you are, and say yes to every invitation that includes snacks, pets, or an open mic. And yes, you will read aloud to a beagle at the library—and honestly, it’ll be your best audience all week.
Power Move: Randomly appear at the Chess Club, win a match, vanish in mystery.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Cancer, it’s your week to shine emotionally, artistically, and maybe tear up a little during Storytime for Families (we’ve all been there). Head to the Kids Art Workshop, even if it’s “technically for kids,” and let your heart paint a unicorn. Wrap up your feelings-filled week with a wine tour and gently over-share with the bartender.
Power Move: Dramatically sigh while holding your wine glass at Fence Stile Vineyards. You earned this.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Leo, you are the main character this week and the stars are your audience. Start at Summer Kickoff 2025—a.k.a. your unofficial coming-out party for shorts season. Next, command the crowd at Open Mic Night, and end the week front row at Live Music with Cael Leakey, pretending the songs are about you (they might be).
Power Move: Make a dramatic entrance at Elkhorn Night, leave before the check arrives.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Virgo, you have a to-do list for your to-do list—and this week, you’ll finally cross off “attend Beekeeping Club” and “organize Weigh-In Wednesday data into color-coded charts.” Unwind with the Acrylic Paint Class, but try not to judge everyone’s brush technique (too much). Then hit Crafting Day and allow yourself to glue something imperfect. Growth!
Power Move: Quietly run the Community Blood Drive. Not because you have to—because you must.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Libra, your aesthetic is thriving this week. Sashay into The Candle Bar Happy Hour like you own the scent “Spring Seduction.” Then swing by Crafting Day, where your glitter placement will make angels weep. Round things out by reading your deepest secrets to a schnauzer during Read to a Pet—because they understand.
Power Move: Balance a charcuterie board and a paintbrush during the Acrylic Paint Class. Art.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Scorpio, you are exuding mystery—and a slightly competitive vibe—at Casa Di Vite Chess Club. Challenge someone with a single eyebrow raise. Dominate. Then reappear at Live Music with Mr. Howard at Warbird Whiskey, where your brooding aura will convince someone you’re a poet in hiding. You’re not, but still.
Power Move: Meditate near the wine barrels during your Winery Tour and tell people you’re “resetting your energy field.”
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Sag, this week is basically a scenic route to happiness. Walk with gusto at the Team 5k Walking Group, then spontaneously sign up for Confident Cycling (yes, again). Hop on the Fourth Saturday Wine Trolley and befriend everyone within two seats. Bonus points if you show up at Live Music at Shamrock Hills and somehow end up on stage.
Power Move: Enter Open Mic Night with zero plans and leave with a fan base.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Cap, this week is all about balancing your ambition with a side of wine. Attend the Community Center Board Meeting (no one asked you to, but they’re glad you did), then finally allow yourself some leisure at Paint Your Pet or Crafting Day—try not to suggest a better layout for the glue table. Try.
Power Move: Correct someone’s chess strategy at Casa Di Vite, then sip wine like nothing happened.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Aquarius, you’re a beautiful blend of eccentric and brilliant. Join the Magic the Gathering Tournament, then shock everyone by also showing up at the Blood Drive, explaining blood types via interpretive dance. You’ll close out your week meditating at Infinitea and possibly unlocking your past life as a turnip farmer.
Power Move: Declare a scent war at The Candle Bar and emerge victorious. Obviously.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Pisces, you are glowing with gentle chaos. Wander into Yoga Foundations and fall asleep in savasana (it’s called rest-based spirituality). Pop into Storytime for Toddlers, cry quietly, and leave with a construction paper fish. Later, slow dance with your feelings at Live Music with the Good Sam Band—tears: optional, but likely.
Power Move: Leave your wine cave tour with a full bottle, a new best friend, and a sense of spiritual rebirth.
Whether you’re sprinting, sipping, snuggling pets at the library, or low-key dominating the crafting table, this week in Excelsior Springs is stacked with feel-good fun. Go forth and be fabulous, you hometown legend.
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