Excelsior Springs Weekly Horoscopes – June 30-July 6, 2025
Brought to you by Molly Roberts Studio and Metaphysical, 253 E Broadway, downtown Excelsior Springs
This week brings fireworks, fitness, and festive fun. Whether you’re sprinting in patriotic socks, singing “Born in the U.S.A.,” or decorating cookies with more red icing than logic, the stars are saying: Sparkle responsibly (and add extra sprinkles!).
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Aries, you’re bursting with energy—and this week is tailor-made for you. Start with the Team 5k Running Group, sprint to the Boat Races at ESCC, then cap the week by shouting “MURICA” at full volume during the 4th of July fireworks.
Major Move: Dominate Music Bingo at Fence Stile—win wine and bragging rights.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Taurus, indulge the patriot in you. Sip the Featured Wine at Casa Di Vite (history tastes great), then unwind with Happy Hour at The Candle Bar—the perfect pre-fireworks ritual. At the Parks & Rec Kickoff Party, you’ll be the unofficial CEO of the charcoal grill.
Major Move: Host a dramatic cookie tasting at the Patriotic Cookie Decorating Class—you have opinions.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Gemini, your social game is on fire. Bounce between toddler swims, farmers markets, and the Cruise/Meet Night with Freedom Fireworks—because flannel and classic cars <3 After juggling all that, you’ll still have the energy for Open Mic Night.
Major Move: Add sparkle to your fireworks outfit and own the Kaboom runway.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Cancer, your heart blooms in communal moments. Host impromptu joy at the Family Field Day, then cry happily over red-white-blue cookies. End your week under the Siloam Mountain fireworks—you’ll find nostalgia in every spark.
Major Move: Cozy up by the Drum Circle at Infinitea Magick while everyone else is dodging sparklers.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Leo, this week is your red-carpet moment—literally. Strut at the Farmers Market in sun hat, then roar at Karaoke Night at The Eagles with the most theatrical rendition of the national anthem ever heard. Finally, glow under the Elks Club fireworks—the sky is yours.
Major Move: Pose next to fireworks for that action-movie hero selfie.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Virgo, planners unite! Attend the HOA Board Meeting, then fix everything—patio lights, neighbor’s WiFi… you’re unstoppable. Later, color-coordinate your BYOC Crafting Day masterpiece and cap it all with Boat Races (you’ve plotted the wins already).
Major Move: Bring detailed coffee notes to Farmers Market—your produce ROI will be legendary.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Libra, you are the week’s social butterfly (patriotic with flair). Swing by the Cookie Decorating Class with sugar-egged perfection. Add a dash of zen with Toddler Swim and Home School Swim—who says mermaids can’t pick colors? Balance it all at 4th of July fireworks where your harmony steadies even the loudest boom.
Major Move: Wear white jeans and they actually stay clean at the block party.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Scorpio, you’re the quiet mystery under the blaring fountains of red, white, and blue. Dominate Casa Di Vite Chess, then appear at the fireworks with sudden mystique and leave a trail of admiring glances. Watch for fireworks circa 9 pm—your poker face is unbreakable.
Major Move: Conspire with the drum circle—drumstick flick = mind control.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Sagittarius, thrill-seeker of the week, you’re unstoppable. Amp up skills at the ESFA Speed & Agility Camp, then drift through the Cruise Night, and make mischief on parade floats. Cap it with fireworks and Shot in the Dark golf shots—because yes, putting during Fourth fireworks is the vibe.
Major Move: Join the construction team at fireworks—literal sparkies.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Capricorn, your motto: celebrate smart. Attend the Parks & Rec Commission Meeting, then pivot to Team 5k Walking Group because data shows steps = sanity. After dominating the Cruise Night cornhole, make the family that cookie-decorator at Piburn Field.
Major Move: Use stats to predict fireworks peak boom. Reveal your acumen casually.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Aquarius, you live for the quirky and cosmic. Perfect your meditative chant at the Drum Circle, then read your friends’ futures at Oracle Card Reading… only to collapse into giggles during the Cruise Night. Cap it with fireworks at The Elms and some cosmic energy alignment.
Major Move: Bring a glow stick to fireworks and call it celestial streetwear.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Pisces, your inner child is free this week. Splash in toddler swim and mini swims, then swirl in watercolor arts at the Kids Art Workshop. You’ll end up crying beautifully to fireworks—your poetic spirit finds meaning in the sky.
Major Move: Whisper “Thank you freedom” during each fireworks burst. Extra points if you sing.
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