Excelsior Springs Weekly Horoscopes – June 9-15, 2025
Get ready for a whirlwind week of racing, sipping, crafting, and spiritual stretching—plus enough goat balls and lobster croquets to fill a unicorn’s pouch. Let’s dive into how the cosmos wants you to prep your sneakers and sip responsibly!
Brought to you by Molly Roberts Studio and Metaphysical, 253 E Broadway, downtown Excelsior Springs!
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Aries, you’re unstoppable. Start with the Team 5k Running Group at ESCC—be the person who smiles at casualties (and finishes first). Later, wow everyone at Open Mic Night at The Atlas Saloon. Bring original jokes or a dramatic reading of your running shoe manual—it works for Aries!
Moonface Fortune: Win at Music Bingo at Fence Stile Vineyards because your beat is unbeatable.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Taurus, you love life’s finer things this week. Lounge at the Farmers Market, then savor every sip at the Mean Mule Distilling Tasting—because flavor is your comfort zone. Then, soak up a soothing Sinatra set at Live Music w/ B. Howard Crist, because calm is your jam.
Moonface Fortune: Buy a vintage garden gnome at the Garden Club Meeting—you’ll adore it more than the gnome.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Gemini, your social engine is turbocharged. Storytime? Yes. Mermaid lessons? Absolutely. Chess club? Open Mic? Parenting? Yes, yes, and yes. Your only downside: you’ll forget which you RSVP’d to due to sheer brilliance overload.
Moonface Fortune: Win at Cards & Coffee at NAPA just because you said “why not?”
Lucky Event: Shop Local Late in Downtown Excelsior Springs—your charm might just earn you a few discounts.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Cancer, cuddle season is here. You’ll glow while reading to dogs at the Century Bark Birthday Bash, melt hearts at Parents as Teachers Playdates, and maybe cry over the sweet art at Kids Art Workshop. But don’t worry; the Ballet Cinderella night is a perfect excuse.
Moonface Fortune: Comfort is a thing—get your cuddly fix by slotting “Bath & candle” into your agenda.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Leo, the spotlight is yours. Dominate at Sandy Boggers Golf League—your laugh is louder than an air horn. Then shine bright at Shop Local Late, and knock them out at Open Mic—your karaoke voice is legendary here.
Moonface Fortune: Make collapse-worthy appearances at Mermaid Lessons and own it.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Virgo, your organizational skills can handle both spreadsheets and spa days. Attend Intro to Senior Planet, ace your spreadsheet, and then pamper at Moonlight Yoga. You’ll also craft a masterpiece in the String of Pearls Workshop.
Moonface Fortune: Plan a fierce comeback at the Father’s Day Cars & Coffee—with color-coded detail sheets.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Libra, balance is your superpower—especially this week with Texas Hold ’Em for Charity PLUS Trolley Wine Tours. Don your fancy pants, flip from card games to vineyard glam, end with the romantic Live Music w/ Mike Murphy.
Moonface Fortune: Flowers at “Beads & Bubbly”? Yes, please.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Scorpio, you’re bringing the mystery and the moves. Slip into the Guided Wine Cave Tour, then catch the Open Mic, and end with the spiritual dive of the “Silent Breakdown” skincare workshop. Then casually nail the Cosmic Oracle Reading.
Moonface Fortune: Tarot whispers your mind too well. This might get real.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Sagittarius, your inner adventurer is awakened. Swing through Vacation Bible School or travel metaphorically at the Fish Friday before rockin’ out at the Live Music nights. Plus, you’ll be unstoppable at the Youth Fishing Day—sneak a PB trout later.
Moonface Fortune: Don’t set ten alarms for golf—just wing it at the tournament.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Capricorn, structured fun is your thing. Begin with Planning & Zoning, then craft numbers at BYOC Crafting Day, and end with strategic moves at Chess Club. Wear your power shoes at Family Workout—yes, you’ll lead the burpees.
Moonface Fortune: Win the Charity Tournament, because you came to win (and collect trophies).
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Aquarius, your uniqueness is beautiful. Dive into Open Game Night at Infinitea Magik, or interpretive dance during Movie in the Pool: Moana 2, and be socially brilliant at Payment by Oracle Card Reading.
Moonface Fortune: You’ll find greatness in someone’s pet costume. Trust.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Pisces, luxuriate in creative bliss. Paint your heart out at Kids Art Workshop, chill at BYOC Crafting, and swan into artistic zen with String of Pearls Workshop. End the week with shimmer at B. Howard Crist’s bench melodies.
Moonface Fortune: Sneak a nap during Open Mic—you’ll legislate how to legalize napping later.
✨ Excelsior Springs, this week is a vibrant, lush tapestry of art, sport, spirit, and sparkle. So grab your water bottle, bring your glitter glue, and let’s make every single moment gloriously local and weirdly cosmic!
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