Excelsior Springs Weekly Horoscopes – March 31-April 6, 2025
Spring is blooming, eggs are hiding, and the stars are vibing with crafting days, karaoke nights, and candlelit tastings. Whether you’re chasing toddlers, a pot of gold, or your next high-stakes poker win, this week is full of play, purpose, and Prosecco.
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Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You’re all about action this week, Aries! Team 5K Running Group at ESCC is calling your name—get those legs moving and your heart racing (for cardio, not drama—for once). Then let your inner competitor out at the Texas Hold ‘Em for Charity at The Eagles. Play your cards right, and you’ll win big for a good cause and your ego. Cool off with Wine Down Wednesday at Three Owls, because victory pairs well with a glass of red.
Power Move: Show up to the candidate forum and ask a question that makes them sweat—politely, of course.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Taurus, this is your week to slow down, sip something fabulous, and maybe buy a slightly impractical plant. Start with the Seed Starting Class at ESCC, because nothing says “Taurus” like nurturing something that won’t yell at you. Then, hit Casa Di Vite for their Featured Wine Selection, where your taste buds will thank you. Wrap up your perfect week at Bubbles and Blooms in Excelsior’s wine country—bouquets and bubbly? Your dream vibe.
Power Move: Buy a bottle of wine and a houseplant. Call it “emotional support.”
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Gemini, it’s a big week for communication—and karaoke. Belt your heart out at Karaoke Night at The Eagles Club, and then charm the room at Open Mic Night at The Atlas Saloon. Your gift of gab will also shine at the Candidate Forum—you may not be running, but you’ve definitely got opinions. Wind down at Open Game Night at Other Trails, where you’ll talk your way into victory (or at least another cup of coffee).
Power Move: Ask “just one more question” at every event—and then ask four more.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Cancer, you’re all about comfort and connection this week. Start with Storytime for Toddlers or Families at the Library—books, snuggles, and sweet moments are your jam. Then show your nurturing side at Weigh on Wednesdays at ESCC, where tiny humans and big hearts collide. Recharge your soul with Making Peace Book Study at Selah, and wrap it up with Drum Circle at Infinitea Magik, because rhythm is healing, and so are you.
Power Move: Sneak an extra chocolate egg at the Easter Egg Hunt—you earned it.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Leo, prepare to steal the spotlight (again). This week is full of opportunities to shine—from Mosby Opry at City Hall (yes, you’ll sing), to Karaoke Night at The Eagles (you’ll bring the house down), to the Winery Tour and Candlelit Tasting at Fence Stile (where you’ll sip dramatically). Even the Family Workout at ESCC will feel like a performance.
Power Move: Enter a room like you own it—even if it’s the rummage sale at the museum.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Virgo, your detail-oriented self is thriving this week. You’ll be in your element at the Planning and Zoning Commission Meeting, organizing notes while others are still finding pens. Channel that productive energy into BYOC Crafting Day at Knit Ewe Together, where perfection is measured in stitches per inch. Finish with a relaxing glass at the Fence Stile Wine Cave, because even you need a break from fixing everything.
Power Move: Label your seed packets. Then color-code them. You know you want to.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Libra, this week is all about beauty, balance, and a little bubbly. Start with Bubbles and Blooms, because wine and florals are basically your personality. Then, bring balance back to your week with the Parent-Child Group at ESSD—because supporting emotional intelligence is also chic. Cap off with live music from Donny Altman or Michael Neal at Shamrock Hills, where you’ll sway to the beat and look good doing it.
Power Move: Host a mini post-forum debrief party. Bring cheese. Be adored.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Scorpio, this week you’re diving deep and playing hard. Start with Texas Hold ‘Em for Charity—you’ll keep that poker face until the last card falls. Then attend the Life Line Screening at The Eagles to remind yourself that even mysterious masterminds need health checkups. End your week at Casa Di Vite Chess Club, where your strategy and intensity will terrify your opponents—and mildly impress your fans.
Power Move: Win at chess while simultaneously solving a mystery no one knew existed.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Sagittarius, you’re craving movement, connection, and a little outdoor magic. Sign up for the Tortoise and Hare Walk for Mercy, where you’ll chat, stroll, and probably make three new friends. Drop in at AYSO Soccer Play and consider joining next season just for fun. Then end your week wine-glass in hand at Bubbles and Blooms or rocking out at the Mosby Opry—whatever fuels your fire.
Power Move: Show up to every event five minutes late—still somehow adored.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Cap, this week is a mix of serious business and well-earned indulgence. Start with the Candidate Forum and the Hospital Board Meeting—you’ll be the most prepared person in every room. Balance it out with the ES Museum Rummage Sale, where your sharp eye will spot treasure in someone else’s trash. And when it’s time to relax? Head straight for the Wine Down Wednesday at Three Owls—you deserve it.
Power Move: Volunteer to lead… and then actually follow through. Classic Cap.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Aquarius, your week is delightfully quirky and meaningful. Start with Seed Starting Class at ESCC—because you’re planting ideas and tomatoes this spring. Swing by the Candidate Forum to silently evaluate everyone’s community-building potential (you might be running next year). Don’t miss the Drum Circle at Infinitea Magik, where you’ll vibe with the universe and probably meet a new soulmate (or a very cool dog).
Power Move: Suggest a community garden. Build it yourself if no one else steps up.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Pisces, you’re floating on spring vibes and soft music this week. Start with Storytime for Toddlers—you’ll love the sweet storytelling energy (even if you’re the one holding back tears). Then, lose yourself in live music with Donny Altman or Michael Neal, where the lyrics feel suspiciously like they were written for you. Wrap up your week with Open Mic Night at The Atlas Saloon—you might just find the courage to share your poetry.
Power Move: Tear up at karaoke. Everyone feels it. No one minds.
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