Excelsior Springs Weekly Horoscopes – March 17-23, 2025 🍀
It’s St. Patrick’s Day week, which means a little luck, a lot of green, and maybe even a magical surprise (or at least an extra excuse to enjoy a drink). Whether you’re dancing, chasing rainbows, or just hoping to find that metaphorical pot of gold, the stars—and maybe even a lucky leprechaun—are working in your favor!
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Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Aries, luck favors the bold—and that’s you! Kick things off by leading the pack at the Team 5k Running Group, because nothing says “power move” like leaving everyone in your dust. Then, keep the high-energy vibes going at Cha Cha Class at One Step at a Time Ballroom Dance, where your footwork will be faster than a leprechaun dodging a gold thief. Finish with Open Mic Night at The Atlas Saloon, where you’ll either bless the crowd with your talents or stir up some Irish-style mischief from the audience.
Lucky Charm: A pair of shamrock-green running shoes—speed and style.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Taurus, your pot of gold is made of good food and relaxation. Start with Elkhorn Night at El Maguey, where you’ll savor every bite like a true connoisseur of comfort. Then, indulge in the finer things at the Italian Wine Experience: Sips & Savors, because if anyone deserves to sip their way to bliss, it’s you. Finish strong with ES Golf Course Fish Friday, because what’s better than crispy fish and a pint to celebrate the luck of the Irish?
Lucky Charm: A bottomless basket of tortilla chips—because you know you’ll ask for more.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Gemini, you don’t need a four-leaf clover—your charm is magic enough! Start your social streak at Donuts with Grownups at Elkhorn Elementary, where you’ll bounce from conversation to conversation faster than an Irish jig. Then, test your wit at Casa Di Vite Chess Club, where you’ll either outthink your opponent or at least talk them into distraction. End your week at Casual Commander Magic the Gathering at Other Trails, where your quick mind and adaptability will lead you straight to victory (or at least a fun time).
Lucky Charm: A lucky gold coin—perfect for flipping when you can’t decide between two social events.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Cancer, you’re all about tradition and nostalgia, so start with Storytime for Families at the Library, where your inner storyteller will shine. Then, embrace your green thumb at Vegetable Gardening at the Community Center—because what’s luckier than growing your own abundance? Finally, channel your inner Mr. Rogers and celebrate his birthday the way he would—by spreading kindness, wearing your coziest sweater, and maybe sneaking in a themed Irish coffee.
Lucky Charm: A garden gnome to bring extra magic to your growing plants.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Leo, you don’t find the rainbow—you are the rainbow. Start your week by commanding the room at Tigerettes Tryouts at the High School, even if you’re just there to hype up the next generation of performers. Then, steal the spotlight at Group Line Dance at One Step at a Time Ballroom Dance, where you’ll have the entire room watching your every move. End with Live Music with The Stolen Apples at Shamrock Hills Vineyard, where you’ll either be front row or sneaking onto the stage.
Lucky Charm: A glitter-covered horseshoe—because of course you make luck extra fabulous.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Virgo, your luck comes from preparation and hard work (classic). Start with ESHS College and Career Fair, where your planner will be filled with notes and goals before you even leave. Then, take a reflective moment at Making Peace – Book Study, where you’ll turn inner wisdom into practical action. Finally, treat yourself to Crafting Day at Knit Ewe Together, because if anyone can turn a simple ball of yarn into a St. Patrick’s Day masterpiece, it’s you.
Lucky Charm: A perfectly color-coded planner—your key to world domination.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Libra, your balance this week is a mix of fun, beauty, and celebration. Start by sipping your way into harmony at the Italian Wine Experience: Sips & Savors, where every pour is a perfectly paired delight. Then, embrace your love for connection at the Realtor and Builder Happy Hour, because networking is your natural talent. Wrap it up with Live Music with Bob Morrison at Fence Stile Vineyards, where you’ll find yourself lost in the melodies and maybe a little bit of Irish charm.
Lucky Charm: A perfectly poured glass of wine, clinked in a toast with a new friend.
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Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Scorpio, you know the real treasure isn’t gold—it’s knowledge and mystery. Start with Untangle Your Emotions – Book Study, where you’ll dive deep into self-discovery (your favorite place to be). Then, tap into your intuitive side at Tea and Tarot at Infinitea Magik, because what’s luckier than knowing what’s ahead? End your week at the ES Beekeeping Club Meeting, where you’ll bond with nature’s hardest workers and probably figure out how to harness their power for world domination.
Lucky Charm: A mysterious old key—because you know it unlocks something exciting.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Sagittarius, this week is full of movement and discovery—just how you like it. Start with Team 5k Walking Group, where you’ll turn a casual stroll into an epic adventure (and probably meet a new hiking buddy). Then, turn up the heat at Cha Cha Class at One Step at a Time Ballroom Dance, where you’ll dance like you’ve got the luck of the Irish on your side. Finally, let loose at Open Mic Night at The Atlas Saloon, where your storytelling (or impromptu Irish joke-telling) will make you a crowd favorite.
Lucky Charm: A lucky passport stamp—because your next trip is always on the horizon.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Capricorn, you’re all about smart investments, and that includes your time. Start with City Council, where your opinions will be heard (and taken seriously, obviously). Then, refuel at Excel Nutrition Pop-Up, because efficiency and wellness go hand in hand. Finally, celebrate the end of a productive week with a Guided Winery and Wine Cave Tour at Fence Stile Vineyards, where you’ll toast to the good fortune you created yourself.
Lucky Charm: A four-leaf clover pressed inside your planner—luck + organization = unstoppable.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Aquarius, luck follows those who think outside the box, and that’s your specialty. Start by attending the Parents as Teachers Playdates, where your progressive ideas and unique insights will make you the most interesting person in the room. Then, embrace your mystical side at Molly Roberts Studio and Metaphysical’s Mini Spiritual Fair, where you might just find your next cosmic obsession. Finally, finish the week at Casual Commander Magic the Gathering at Other Trails, because strategy, creativity, and a little bit of luck? That’s your perfect game.
Lucky Charm: A quirky thrift store find—because you know it has good energy.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Pisces, this week is a dreamy blend of creativity, intuition, and a touch of Irish magic. Start by diving into your imagination at Kids Create Art at the Library, where your inner artist will feel right at home. Then, lose yourself in the music at Live Music with Mike Murphy at Shamrock Hills, where every note will feel like it was written just for you. Finally, celebrate St. Patrick’s Day your way—by making a wish on a four-leaf clover and embracing the magic of the moment.
Lucky Charm: A shimmering green crystal—because you know it holds a little extra magic.
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