Excelsior Springs Weekly Horoscopes – July 7-13, 2025
Brought to you by Molly Roberts Studio and Metaphysical, 253 E Broadway, downtown Excelsior Springs
Whatever you do this week—run, sip, swim, sing, craft, or cry happily at moonlight—Excelsior Springs is your stage. Let your cozy hometown and quirky adventures be your spark. Enjoy!
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Aries, you’re a rocket—take off with the Team 5k Running Group, then land straight into ESCC Speed & Agility Camp. Wrap up your sprint-filled day at Open Mic Night, where your passion-filled rant about “why Starbucks cups are too tall” will earn thunderous applause.
Cosmic Bonus: Dominate Music Bingo at Fence Stile—it’s your perfect storm of strategy and sass.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Taurus, you’re dining in style this week. Start with Wings n Things Food Truck (because snacks are lifestyle), then glide into the cozy glow of Happy Hour at The Candle Bar. Art therapy calls with the Full Buck Moon Love Offering— you’ll decorate candles…and hearts.
Cosmic Bonus: Attend a Trolley Wine Tour and leave with a sparkly scarf. Naturally.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Gemini, juggling is your superpower. One minute you’re splashing at Toddler Swim, the next you’re stomping grapes at Decorate & Sip class—weather pattern: delightfully chaotic. You might even meet Coach Lyons (hot tip: ask about cleat calibration).
Cosmic Bonus: Your dual nature wins at Mid-Day Mic—your jokes hit every demographic.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Cancer, you’re the emotional glue of the week. Guide kiddos through Youth Fishing Day, then drift into nostalgia at Movie in the Park: Zootopia. Later, embrace your tender side under the Full Moon at Love Offering Candle Class—you’ll cry over wax, and it’s gloriously okay.
Cosmic Bonus: Bring tissues to Lyrics on the Lawn—you will get weepy.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Leo, you’re center stage—and the mic is yours. Belt out a power ballad at Karaoke Night at the Eagles (you own that stage). Then confidently sip at Frank Rardon’s performance, because your fanbase needs wine—and you need theirs.
Cosmic Bonus: Glow extra at Moonlight Yoga in the Park—you’ll light up Siloam Mountain with your aura.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Virgo, you live for structure (with hidden sparkles). Attend the Christmas Team Meeting—yes, now; yes, you’ll plan it. Then get crafty at BYOC Crafting Day, color-code your pearls at the Make & Take, and analyze grape aromas during Emerald Wine Experience.
Cosmic Bonus: You’ll win Xtreme Xteriors Scramble by suggesting everyone keep score in Excel.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Libra, balance is your vibe—and sparkle is your currency. You’ll shine at String of Pearls Workshop, then truly glow under the moon during Moonlight Yoga. Later, sip elegance at Decorate & Sip, and end the night swaying to Live Music at Shamrock Hills.
Cosmic Bonus: Your charisma wins hearts at Swap Meet, just by bringing cookies.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Scorpio, you’re vibing mysterious and magnetic. Dominate chess at Casa Di Vite Chess Club, then shapeshift into candle goddess at Full Buck Moon event. Finish with a low-fi power move: Mid-Day Mic—no one sees you coming, but they feel you.
Cosmic Bonus: Whisper a secret to the moon at the Candle Class. It hears you.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Sagittarius, you’re a free spirit on a map with no lines. From splashes at swim events to splashy sips at Fresh off the vine Wine Events, you’re unstoppable. Float through adjacent Farmers Market, then embrace words at Hall of Writers—you’ll pen tomorrow’s adventure.
Cosmic Bonus: Dodge ESCC Zoo Field Trip, but stage dive into Boat Races instead. Genre-defining.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Cap, you’re the adulting maestro. You’ll bust financial myths at Free Senior Fitness, schedule family bonding at Building with Blake, then referee the Golf Scramble with corporate precision. Expect to deliver a rousing “good morning” at Wednesday’s Farmers Market.
Cosmic Bonus: Show up early to Blood Drive and quietly out-queue half the county.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Aquarius, you thrive in sparkle and weird. Dive into the tactile fun of Aqua Kids, then vibe with the cosmic at Drum Circle. Sparkle up at Rage Cave’s Smashing Opportunities—because breaking stuff is deeper than therapy—and process it later at BYOC Crafting.
Cosmic Bonus: You’ll accidentally start a viral reel at Cookie Decorating—somebody’s got to say it.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Pisces, you’re floating in vibes and melodies. Pair Popsicles at the Splash Pad with zen from Infinitea Tea Party, then drift into lyric bliss at both Van Till and Shamrock Hills music nights. Cap it all with emotional wind-down at Moonlight Yoga—you’ll leave shimmering.
Cosmic Bonus: Mistake the Chess Club for a cuddle group. You’re still winning, trust yourself.
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