Excelsior Springs Weekly Horoscopes – April 14-20, 2025
It’s Easter week in Excelsior, which means there are eggs to hunt, pastels to paint, flowers to sniff, and spring brunches to devour. Whether you’re jogging at dawn or casting tarot at dusk, the stars are here to guide your every hop, skip, and jump.
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Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Aries, your energy is off the charts—which makes this the perfect week to blaze through the Team 5k Running Group, conquer the AYSO field, and still have energy to sprint for eggs at the Adult Easter Egg Hunt. But hey, even you deserve a cooldown—sip something bold at Wine Down Wednesday at The Elms, where you can brag about how you almost tackled a 6-year-old for a golden egg (but didn’t… because restraint).
Lucky Local: The Grand Easter Egg Hunt at The Elms—because victory looks better in a floral-print dress.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Taurus, you are blossoming like Blue Sparrow’s garden center. Start the week by treating your senses at the Spring Opening, where flowers and fresh starts are on display. Then, indulge your creative side at Water Lilies in Oil Pastel at the Library—Monet would be proud. Cap off with Easter Brunch at The Elms, where your love of carbs and ambiance will unite in brunchy bliss.
Lucky Local: A plate of brunch potatoes + a mimosa = the Taurus holy grail.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Gemini, your charm is blooming like daffodils. Join the fun at the Chamber Luncheon where you’ll bounce between conversations like a caffeinated hummingbird. Then, dazzle the crowd at Open Mic Night at The Atlas Saloon—whether you’re performing or just heckling (lovingly). Wrap the week with a bit of whimsy at Tea and Tarot at Infinitea Magik—your future holds multiple outcomes, and you’re vibing with all of them.
Lucky Local: The Hall of Writers—because even you need a place to focus your 100 thoughts.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Cancer, you’re in your emotional comfort zone this week. Cozy up at Storytime for Toddlers or Families, where the hugs are many and the voices are animated. Then, slow down with Walking with Ease—your soul says “exhale.” Recharge your mama-bear heart with the Parent-Child Group, and reward yourself with Fish Friday at the Golf Course—where even the tartar sauce feels like a hug.
Lucky Local: The Prom Closet at ESHS—because helping someone shine lights you up inside.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Leo, the spotlight is practically begging you to strut this week. From Jazz & Java Night to Open Mic, you’ll be heard, admired, and maybe even applauded mid-latte. Want more drama? The Public Open House for the Master Plan is calling—because who better to direct the future than you? Finish off with flair at the Easter Paint Class at Rage Cave, where you’ll turn spring colors into your next masterpiece.
Lucky Local: The biggest chocolate bunny at the Community Center Egg Hunt—go get it.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Virgo, you’re busy spring-cleaning your soul. Start with Making Peace Book Study, where emotional insights are practically homework. Then organize your week with the Beekeeping Club Meeting (because structured buzzing? Yes). Let loose just a little with BYOC Crafting Day, where it’s safe to get a little messy—just a little. End the week with something sweet and symmetrical at the Kids Create Spring Crafts class.
Lucky Local: Your pastel-colored planner—decorated with egg stickers, obviously.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Libra, you’re thriving in balance and beauty. Begin your week at Elkhorn Night at El Maguey, where harmony tastes like queso. Then, channel your artistic elegance at the Oil Pastel Water Lilies Workshop and top it off with a candlelit tasting at Fence Stile—where ambiance is basically your religion. Don’t miss the Celestial Leaf Celebration, where your inner flower child can roam free (with excellent lighting).
Lucky Local: The perfect Instagram shot at Blue Sparrow’s greenhouse—filtered by nature.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Scorpio, your intensity is magnetizing this week. Dig deep during the Parent-Child Understanding Class or Making Peace Book Study, then plot your next strategic takeover at the Chess Club—you’re not just winning; you’re dominating. Recharge at Tea and Tarot, where the mystic vibes match your own mysterious energy. You’ll leave with a reading, a plan, and probably a new signature scent.
Lucky Local: That one hidden egg with $5 inside. You felt its presence.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Sag, this week is a spring playground for your adventurous heart. Sign up for the ESFA Test Drive (because new gear = new adventures), then unleash your inner explorer at the Celestial Leaf Celebration or Unslung Heroes Medieval Event—swords, history, and outdoor fun? YES. Cool down with a wine cave tour and toast to your epic week of sun, fun, and maybe a swordfight.
Lucky Local: The egg that’s hidden way out on the edge of the park—because of course you find it.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Cap, you’re climbing steadily through this busy spring week. Hit your stride at the Walking Group, offer your insights at the City’s Master Plan Meeting, and network like a pro at the Chamber Luncheon. But don’t forget to enjoy yourself—stop by the Garden Club Meeting to admire literal growth, and maybe swing by Crafting Day to remember that not all progress is measurable.
Lucky Local: Your spreadsheet tracking Easter events—it’s color-coded joy.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Aquarius, you’re planting new ideas everywhere. Whether you’re in deep thought at the Public Master Plan Open House or spiraling creatively at the Hall of Writers, your brain is buzzing. Don’t miss the Beekeeping Club, because if anyone can relate to highly efficient tiny architects with a sting, it’s you. Recharge at the Spring Opening at Blue Sparrow, where the plants get you and the vibes are immaculate.
Lucky Local: The weirdest-looking egg at the Adult Egg Hunt—it’s filled with wisdom. And maybe jellybeans.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Pisces, this week is dreamy, artsy, and full of magic—just how you like it. Let your imagination flow at the Kids Art Workshop or the Easter Paint Class, then drift into Easter brunch like a pastel angel. End your enchanted week with Jazz & Java, where the music, the mood, and the caffeine swirl into something beautifully poetic.
Lucky Local: That one flower at Blue Sparrow that “speaks to you.” Buy it. It’s your floral soulmate.
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